found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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