Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
where are my eyebrows?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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