The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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