OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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