so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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