god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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