We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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