Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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