That's intense
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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