the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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