where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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