Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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