I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's rum buckets o'clock
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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