If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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