At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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