That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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