For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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