need another drink. this is the easiest way
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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