hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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