I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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