New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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