oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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