I would go down on you faster than GM stock
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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