You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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