Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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