escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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