My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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