no. you can't hotbox the world.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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