You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
