these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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