I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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