You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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