Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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