Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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