My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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