Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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