So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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