What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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