You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Sorry my hands just texted you
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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