Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We had to coat check the pizza.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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