Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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