I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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