I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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