Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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