I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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