I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
