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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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