you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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