He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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