i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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