i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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