Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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