i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this will be a night to untag.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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