the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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