I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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